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Election Night Blogging

9:18pm – I can’t fuckin’ believe what I am watching here.

9:23pm – No seriously. I can’t believe it. How can this country have so many damn ignorant people? More importantly, why are they allowed to vote at all?

9:33pm – I’m watching on CNN and looking over the elections map I linked to a couple weeks ago. I’m still absolutely shocked. Kerry is down more than 100,000 votes in Ohio with 75% counted already. It’s pretty much done.

What An Excellent Day For An Exorcism

Happy Halloween people. Doing anything interesting today? Anyway, here’s the last background for the month. Isn’t it strange how the top two scariest movies of all time revolve around a little girl. Anyway, this one comes from the undoubtedly scariest movie ever made. I am, naturally, talking about The Exorcist and this is, of course, little Regan.

Team America: World Police Review

Political satire delivered with “dick and fart” humor and acted out by puppets. The formula for for a great movie? You bet your sweet ass it is! Team America: World Police is a very obvious attempted by its creators to poke fun at the way the Bush administration has handled terror issues in recent years while at the same time, alienating the celebrities who speak out against it maybe a little too vocally and publicly. Basically, no one is safe with this flick and it’s made even more enjoyable by a soundtrack mostly performed by Trey Parker himself. There is one song he sings that is just dedicated to how bad the Pearl Harbor flick was, how they missed the entire point of the incident, how bad of an actor Ben Affleck is in it, and how Michael Bay should never be allowed to direct another movie again. I absolutely loved every single second of Team America and I’m positive you will too. America… fuck yeah!!!

Storm Watch No Joke

Ok. So I poked a little fun at the local news storm watch reports. I take it back. This is probably the worst I’ve seen it in the last five years. I was driving back from Team America (review to come) and the streets were absolutely flooded. I’m taking maybe 16 inches deep with water. No streets anymore. Just rivers. I’m sure someone is reading this and thinking “that’s nothing” but here in SoCal, that’s definitely something. We had to keep driving around for another half hour just to believe what we were seeing. In fact, the currents were so strong that it broke off one of my hubcaps completely. I’d love to go out there and get a couple of shots right now, but there’s no way I wouldn’t ruin my camera going out there. I’m actually a little worried about the underground parking flooding over. Sure looks like it’s possible. Let’s hope it doesn’t. Oh man. I’m already dreading the drive tomorrow morning.

Storm Watch 2004 1/2

If you turn on any of the local news programs right now, you would think the world was ending here in Souther California. STORM WATCH! We are on storm watch! I think it rained maybe a couple of inches and we are on STORM WATCH 2004 1/2!!! The funniest thing to see is the the reporters “live on location” standing on a corner wearing the thickest, most reflective, most colorful jacket you’ve ever seen with the hood completely up and tied while they point to the splashes the cars are making. The worst part about it is the drive. Freeways decide to just shut down for no apparent reason. Oh well.

So here’s a quick Lindsay update. Seems Miss Lohan’s new video, Rumors, is kicking some ass all over the place. The thing looks great and surprisingly doesn’t sound too bad. It was also just placed in the music videos section of the iTunes music store so check it out there. Oh, yeah. She’s still damn hot. Umm, yeah. The video is way damn hot.

I took a nice little day trip to Santa Barbara this weekend with Jessie. It was actually my first time there, but she’s lived there before so I had a good guide with me. I think I’m a little overwhelmed by the whiteness over there. Seriously, I don’t think I saw a non-white person there unless they were working for da man. I almost felt guilty just walking around on the main street. Still, the beaches were beautiful and the land is very nice. I got a fair amount of pics so you should see those soon.