Uber Blonde

Reader beware: This is going to be a wild flying hormone of a post.

If you know me, then you know how much I’m into the blondes. All of my girlfriends have been blonde. A large majority of the girls I’ve dated are blonde (though the current one is fire red). I’m just always going to have that thing for blondes and I’m watching the uber blonde of all blondes right now. I’m watching Anna Kournikova.

This is the stuff that dreams are made of. She’s playing tennis right now and I don’t know much about tennis, but I do know I like the noises the girls make when they hit that damn ball. This other girl she’s playing, Jelena Dokic, isn’t too bad either from certain angles, but she’s got nothing on Anna. I read some report that came out about a month ago saying Kournikova is the most downloaded person on the internet. I believe it. I mean look at her! Gentlemen, this is perfection.

I did warn you before you started reading this.