Check me out. I’ve just become an ordained minister. You don’t believe me? Check out this e-mail of confirmation I got from the Universal Life Church. Recognize!
I can perform weddings, funerals, baptisms, and blessings. Unfortunately, I can’t perform circumcisions… legally. I think my first act as a minister is going to be a blessing during the company wide morning meeting tomorrow. I’ll let ya know how that goes over with everyone.