A Man, His Beggin' Strips, & A Mission

The Sneeze: “I know these snacks aren’t made for human consumption, but while I was in the store the ingredients list looked pretty tame so I wasn’t too concerned… I’m sad to report that I did not run around the house yelling ‘Bacon!’ I did, however, run around the house yelling ‘Call 911!'”

The whole damn site is way too funny for you to not read it. Thanx for the find Mark.