It’s official. After those first 15 years of my life being hard core Roman Catholic (that included a crap load of boy scout and alter boy years) and another decade to get over that bull crap, I can finally claim I’m agnostic. I could’ve probably claimed it a couple of years ago, but I’m making today the official day. I made my declaration in an AIM chat earlier.
| roguegeek: jew (buddy): dude, im always right (as a jew) (buddy): certain benefits to being one of the chosen people… roguegeek: Hey hey! I don’t think I’m catholic anymore. roguegeek: I think that’s big news. Not sure yet. (buddy): finally decided you arent down with kiddie rape? roguegeek: I guess so. Been slipping for several years now. I think it’s official. (buddy): just tell me you arent ditching catholicism for another religion roguegeek: No. I’m… nothing I guess. (buddy): i mean become a buddhist if you need something, but otherwise stay away from all that hoooooooey roguegeek: like your jewism? (buddy): yep (buddy): im not a religious jew, it’s purely heritage for me (and pretty much my whole family have been agnostic jews for generations) roguegeek: agnostic jew. That has a nice ring to it. (buddy): fortunately most jews arent religious, just cultural jews roguegeek: I think I’ll just be agnostic. (buddy): but the nutty ones get all the attention (buddy): agnostic is safe roguegeek: Oh! I could be a jew! That would be funny! See how many people I could get upset. roguegeek: That’s it. I’m a jew. (buddy): yeah be a liberal, agnostic jew (buddy): join the ACLU, enjoy sex and peace… (buddy): theyll fucking go ape shit roguegeek: done done and done roguegeek: Ooo! And I’ll be black. roguegeek: And gay! (buddy): done and done (buddy): you’re there dude roguegeek: A gay black agnostic liberal jew. (buddy): the poster child of post-modern america roguegeek: I’m posting this conversation on my site. roguegeek: it will be my “coming out of the white straight closest” post. (buddy): you mean racist landowning white imperialist closet/homophobe roguegeek: done and done roguegeek: later jew |