• During an hour’s swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. li>In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.) li>An average person’s yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. li>In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects – while you slept! li>Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. li>Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. li>In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. li>At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. li>Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples’ anal gases.

Good luck to us all…